Copyright Bil Lepp 20106
In honor of the National Parks 100th Birthday, I have an idea. They want us to go to the parks, but some are just so remote. In fact, one is called Pacific Remote Islands. So what if we combined a few parks to make visitation easier.
Wind Cave, Mammoth Cave, Big Bend, Great Basin & Jackson Hole could become
Great Big Mammoth Wind Hole
We could meld Arches and Gateway to get St. Louis Arches
Glacier Bay & Glacier seem like a nice combo
Lake George & The New River Gorge would be New River George
How ‘bout The Great Great Great Smoky Sand Basin Dunes Mountains
If Hanford Reach married Misty Fjords we’d have Hanford & Misty Reach-Fjords
For marketing purposes we could do:
The National Mall & The Mall of America to get The National Mall of America
Badlands & Carlsbad Caverns = Carlsbadlands Jr.
Brookstone & Yellowstone could work out a deal
Papahānaumokuākea is fine the way it is
I’m voting for Crater Lake of the Moon
And just to please the GOP and ignore political correctness, I say Rainbow Bridge should lead to Harper’s Ferry